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UNION HULK: IT RIGHT TIME FOR RONALDINHO

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A Brotherly Game exclusive with the the one and only Union Hulk as told to our Matt Albaugh.

UNION HULK

Hidy ho fans, it's Union Bruce Banner here, the Union pulled off a draw last week, one point and a week off which is splendidly splendid as the team will rest and...hmm...is it getting warm? I feel funny and I...I

RAWWWWWWWRRRRR IT HULKY LOVES. HULKY HAVE SOME APOLOGIZING TO DO TO THE MOST PERFECT FAN BASE ON EARTH, THE PHILADELPHIA UNION FANS. HULK BEEN PUSHING A RONALDINHO SIGNING FOR MANY SEASONS SINCE THAT #1 STUNNA LEFT AC MILAN, IT WASN'T THE RIGHT TIME THEN.

BUT IT IS NOW.

WE ALL SAW GAME VS SAN JOSE. PEOPLE BLAME JIM JIM FOR GAME MANAGEMENT AND HULKY WATCH REPLAY ON TV, MANY CLOSE UPS IT APPEAR THAT JIM JIM WAS THINKING ABOUT BUNNIES SCAMPERING ABOUT. WHAT GAME WAS MISSING WAS PLAYER WHO COULD BURY THOSE MANY CHANCES THEY HAD.THIS IS WHERE A SINGING DANCING #1 STUNNA OF A GOAL SCORER RONALDINHO COME IN. BUT WAIT THERE MORE.

HULKY ALSO SHOULDN'T HAVE PUSHED THE STUNNA ON YOU PERFECT PEOPLE UNTIL WE HAD SOME PIECES. HISTORY SHOW WHEN RONALDINHO IS MOST STUNNING, IS WHEN HE A SIDE DISH. AT PSG HE HAD NICHOLAS ANELKA AND JAY JAY OCHOA, AT BARCELONA HE HAD SAMUEL ETO'O AND CARLES PUYOL AND SOME GUY NAMED MESSI, AC MILAN HE HAVE CLARENCE SEEDORF/KAKA/FILIPPO INZAGHI EVEN THAT COPA LIBERATADORES ATHLETICO MINEIRO HAVE GLBERTO SILVA AND VICTOR. KNOW WHEN YOU EAT BIG PLATE OF SPAGHETTI AND YOU GET BASKET OF GLORIOUS GARLIC BREAD? RONALDINHO NOT THE SPAGHETTI, HE THE GARLIC BREAD.

UNION SPAGHETTI IS A GOOD TASTY BATCH, BARNETTA, CJ, ILSINHO, LE TOUX AND PONTIUS McBLOCKHULK, ADD IN A TOUCH OF THAT RONALDINHO GARLIC BREAD, AND CHOW DOWN. WE GET A FINISHER IN RONALDINHO, JIM JIM CAN KEEP THINKING ABOUT BUNNIES, WE FILL SOME MORE SEATS AND WIN THIS ALL. HULKY DID DIAGRAM KEVINDINHO KINKEAD STYLE, HULK WANTED TO USE OLD URINE COLORED JERSEYS FROM YEAR ONE BUT SITE WOULDN'T ALLOW IT.

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SO PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL FAN BASE, JUST THINK ABOUT IT? FOR HULKY? DON'T SAY RONADINHO...SAY RONADINH-YES. SEE YOU AT RICO'S LOUNGE. LOVE, HULKY