Hello it's your old buddy Union Bruce Banner here. The Zolos have a week off to recharge the batteries and then a win versus Orlando puts them in the playoffs lickety split and...I feel a little...funny
RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR IT YOUR HULKY. HULKY MISS THE UNION ON OFF WEEK LIKE WINGS MISS CELERY AND ROSS MISS RACHEL. HULK HAD 2 CHOICES, OPEN GO FUND ME ACCOUNT TO GET CHRIS PONTIUS TO UNBLOCK HULKY ON TWITTER OR GET SAINT DANNY CALIFF INTO HALL OF FAME. HULK CHOOSE DANNY. DOING SOME RESEARCH (HULK RESEARCH INCLUDE DRINKING PBR AND ENJOYING A PLATE OF JALAPENO POPPERS AT RICOS LOUNGE.) THIS IS HULKY'S FINDINGS. 3 THINGS GET YOU INTO HALL OF FAME
1. Retired as a player for at least three years, but for no more than 10 years
SAINT DANNY RETIRED FROM TORONTO FC IN 2013 BECAUSE TORONTO RUINS EVERYTHING THAT IS BEAUTIFUL FOR PHILADELPHIA.
2. Played at least 20 full international games for the United States. This requirement is reduced to 10 games if the games were prior to 1990.
OUR BEARFIGHT MADE 23 USMNT APPEARANCES AND SCORED A GOAL VS HAITI. KNOW WHO FROM HAITI? WYCLEF JEAN. HULKY DOESN'T JUST TALK UNION. HULKY ALSO KNOW SINGERS WHO HAVE SUNG DUETS WITH THE ROCK.
3. Played at least five seasons in an American first-division professional league (currently MLS or NWSL), and won either the league championship, or the U.S. Open Cup, or was selected as a league all-star at least once.
UNCLE ELBOWS WON THE US OPEN CUP WITH SOME TEAM CALLED LA GALAXY IN 2001 AND WON MLS CUP IN 2002. KNOW HOW MANY GAMES DANNY STARTED FOR LA GALAXY? 69. NICE.
OUR BEARFIGHT CLEARLY HAS DONE EVERYTHING NEEDED TO GET INTO THE HALL OF FAME. PLUS JUST IMAGINE THE PARTY IT'LL BE IN CHESTER. HULK HAVE NO IDEA WHO VOTE IN THESE THINGS BUT HULKY WILL FIND OUT AND SEND THEM THIS ARTICLE DAILY. DANNY GAVE US IDENTITY IN 2010, HULKY OWE IT TO HIM TO GET HIM IN THE HALL FOREVER AND EVER. DANNY CALIFF; WHY THE HALL NOT? HULKY LOVE YOU ALL.