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Did the Union give up on Austin Berry too soon? Union Hulk thinks so

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The Union loaned Austin Berry to FC Anyang in Korea earlier this season. With all of the Union's defensive woes Union Hulk thinks the team should give him another look.

Good day, it’s Union Bruce Banner. The Union look good in training this week and here’s hoping for a nice little win this weekend lickety split. A.F.C. Bournemouth is in town and also…I feel a little funny. I…..I
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IT HULK AND HE WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW UNION GAVE UP TOO QUICK ON AUSTIN BERRY. AUSTIN CURRENTLY DEPORTED BY UNION FOR SPEAKING HIS MIND TO PHILLY SOCCER PAGE. ST. DANNY CALIFF SPOKE HIS MIND AND WAS DEPORTED TO CHIVAS. UNION MAKE PEOPLE GO AWAY MYSTERIOUSLY SOMETIMES. WHERE JUAN DIEGO GONZALEZ? WHERE KYLE NAKAZAWAA?
LETS TALK. AUSTIN BERRY PLAYED FOR CHICAGO FIRE WHO IS ALSO FAMOUS FOR TAKING ON FREDDIE LJUNBERG WHO TAKE PICS OF HIMSELF IN UNDIES. AUSTIN CLEARED TO GET GOING FOR THE UNION. AUSTIN MAY HAVE BEEN HURT WHEN HE STARTED. SO HE MISS GAMES. THEN HE HAD POOP CRAMPS. MISSED MORE GAMES. AUSTIN HASN’T PLAYED FOR UNION SINCE MAY 17TH OF 2014. DID MAYBE THE UNION JUMP THE GUN BY SENDING HIM TO KOREA? AUSTIN YOUNG, HE AFFORDABLE, DROPKICK MURPHYS HAVE FAMOUS SONG CALLED "SHIPPING UP TO AUSTIN" WRITTEN ABOUT HIM. THERE CEREAL CALLED FRANKENBERRY CREATED IN HONOR OF HIM. WOULD AN AUSTIN BERRY RICHIE MARQUEZ CENTERBACK TANDEM WORK? CARLOS VALDES GOT AUSTIN’S PLAYING TIME IN 2014 AND CARLOS VALDES WAS ON HIS PHONE TEXTING HOW TO GET AWAY FROM US DURING GAMES. HE WAS RUNNING AND (SORT OF) DEFENDING WHILE ACTUALLY TEXTING. HE STILL TEXTING HOW TO STAY AWAY FROM US. AUSTIN WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR 2012. IN 2015 HE DEPORTED. SWEET AUSTIN HAS STARTED AND PLAYED 62 CONESCUTIVE FULL GAMES FOR FIRE. HE PLAY 6 GAMES FOR UNION. HAMSTRINGS, SHOULDERS, POOP CRAMPS. HULK THINK AUSTIN NEED A FRESH START FOR UNION.