Our friends over at the Unholy Union coined the nickname "Old Serbian" for recently signed Philadelphia Union striker/central attack midfielder Veljko Paunovic on Twitter tonight. Thinking it was perfect in its simplicity and non-subtlety biting nature, both Philly Soccer Page and I thought it was suitable for a hash tag 'campaign' on Twitter.
The following tweets are pulled from the one hour long craze that was #OldSerbian. Enjoy.
When former MLS all stars won't do, i choose #oldserbianless than a minute ago via web 
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Unholy Union
UnholyUnionblog
When Paunovic started his career, Serbia was fighting the Austro-Hungarian Empire for Independence #oldserbianless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
Jim Halley
ChefJim27
The least that Paunovic could've done is hit Hassli with his cane #oldserbianless than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet Reply
Andrew Kelly
cswalk08
I don't always play strikers, but when I do, I choose #oldserbian #dosEquisJokesNotDoingIt?less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyUnholy Union
UnholyUnionblog
#oldserbian is worse than Ruiz... and that says something.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
Ed Welsh
EdWelshSays
Not sure I saw Paunovic at all in the first half. No wonder Vancouver is up by one... @PhilaUnion were only playing with 10 men. #oldserbianless than a minute ago via UberSocial for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply
MikeMike (Shaa)
ShaaMikeMike
@brotherlygame @UnholyUnionblog @AndrewStoltzfus funny you say thet #OLDserbian is OLD news too...less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyEd Welsh
EdWelshSays
#oldserbian is older than the Ottoman Empireless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
Michael Gibbons
AngryHugo
@brotherlygame , ask #oldserbian what the Bolshevik Revolution was like...I love first hand accounts of history.less than a minute ago via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply
Matt Brokaw
mattbrokaw
@brotherlygame apparently MLS has an AARP requirement cause #oldserbian is still inless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
Marc Zurcher
MZFutbolito
@brotherlygame @UnholyUnionblog we should call the #oldserbian Paun star...less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyEd Welsh
EdWelshSays
Know what's awesome? Not Paunovic. #oldserbianless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply
Fake Peter Nowak
FakePeterNowak
Nice to see MLS allowed the union to let the #oldserbian bring a wheelchair on the pitch #greasedlightningless than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet Reply
Matt O'Brien
matt_0brien
Paunovic runs like a young gazelle. A young gazelle that's been mortally wounded by a hungry lion. #oldserbianless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyFake Peter Nowak
FakePeterNowak
#oldserbian fell....what does that sayless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyUnholy Union
UnholyUnionblog
Is #oldserbian equal to young child?less than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply
Mark Magowan
_magowan
Starting to have pity on the #oldserbian he just fell down tryin to cross....hey Peter #MERCY take him offless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply
BC8
BC8Ambassadors
@UnholyUnionblog send him for a candybar in the airport and tell him to take the #oldserbian with him @brotherlygameless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply
TheUnionDues
TheUnionDues
Please get the #oldserbian off the damned pitch. If you can drop him out of the plane on the way home, that'll be ok too.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyJim Halley
ChefJim27
#oldserbian sucks #Unionless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply
Jeff Kirby
jpk05
Bedtime for our #oldserbianless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet ReplyMark Magowan
_magowan
#oldserbian played 59 minutes too much #Union #DOOPless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJeff Kirby
jpk05
I sad that #oldserbian isnt a playmaker. Can we please sign one now? Pretty please?less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
Dan Glantz
Glantzman
Someone tell #oldserbian what time the plane leaves so he can check his sundialless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyJim Halley
ChefJim27
#oldserbian was called off because his shift as the whitecaps landskeeper just started.less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet ReplyMatt O'Brien
matt_0brien
Canadian radio announcer: Pahoonovic "very good", "a playmaker". #oldserbianless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
The Smoke
That_Smoke
The #oldserbian is not the issue, you're out of your element Nowakless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
Dan k
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