Tonight at 11:09 pm Eastern Standard Time I decided that enough was enough. #McBrideFacts have been prevalent on Twitter and I was hoping to have a Union-centric themed trend going on. I tweeted the following:
There's a serious lack of #LeTouxFacts. I want to start the trend right here, right now. Enough of #McBrideFacts and everything else.
He once beat the Flash in a foot race and still had enough energy to outrun Superman flying. #LeTouxFacts
According to Twitter there have been 47 tweets involving #LeTouxFacts in the last hour but Twitter's search doesn't go back to the beginning of the trend. After the jump check out some of the best of the #LeTouxFacts...
@VonBrandt: Le Toux is so gentlemanly he offered to drive Peter Vermes home from the stadium. #LeTouxFacts
@bubblesSoB: ... Le Toux taught Cliff Lee how to spot locate a fastball. #LeTouxFacts
@usarsnl: In a past life, Le Toux was the Marquis de Lafayette. #LeTouxFacts
@SoBSanjaya: Le Toux in French means The Cough, Le Toux in English means MVP. #LeTouxFacts
@usarsnl: The France squad's real reason for walking out was the lack of Le Toux. #LeTouxFacts
@AndyPace_SoB: The Seattle Sounders hate themselves for not protecting Le Toux. #LeTouxFacts
@N_I_C_H_O: Le Toux is the only Frenchmen that doest know the word surrender. #LeTouxfacts
@bubblesSoB: ... Le Toux runs until the treadmill gets tired. #LeTouxFacts
@tgrooms: Le Toux speaks perfectly, we have poor hearing. #LeTouxFacts
@Smore1117: Le Toux once connected on a Roy Halladay cutter, and he doesn't even know what what that means. #LeTouxFacts
@jtannenwald: Le Toux is singlehandedly keeping the permanent marker industry alive. He signs more autographs than anyone I've ever seen. #LeTouxFacts
@bubblesSoB: @SoBSanjaya that talk just makes it obvious that as a kid @chrismboulay didnt check for the boogieman he checked for le toux. #LeTouxFacts
Have a favorite of your own? Tweet me at @scotkess or retweet it. Another way would be to tweet your own, just add #LeTouxFacts to the end of any facts about Le Toux.