Hopp On Flop: Hoppenot's Season in the Verse of Dr. Seuss

Hoppenot must be wondering what has happened during his 94 minutes this season - USA TODAY Sports

The picture story of Antoine Hoppenot's season so far, told in the style of Dr. Seuss' Hop On Pop

Game 1 Portland

Sleep
Weep
The Union fall asleep and the fans weep

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Weep 
Sleep
The fans weep but Hopp's run put them to sleep

Game 2 New England

Spin
Win
Leo's spin gets the win!

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Win
Spin
To celebrate the win Hack gives Hopp a spin

Game 3 Columbus

Brew
Crew
We needed a brew after the first loss to the Crew

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Crew
Brew
The Crew sent back Hopp's passing brew

Game 4 Montreal

Monsoon
Tune
Di Vaio's strike in the monsoon had us singing a sad tune

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Tune
Monsoon
Hopp whistled a tune while his team played in a monsoon

Game 5 Chicago

Fire
Mire
The Fire made the Union kick in their mire

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Mire
Fire
The mire also cooled Hopp's fire

Game 6 Real Salt Lake

Late
Great
Edu's late header was great!

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Great
Late
Hopp wasn't great but came in late

Game 7 New York

Man
Plan
Up a man, Hopp's the plan!

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Plan
Man
The plan did nothing in 14 minutes, oh man :(

Game 8 Houston

It's sad to say, but Hopp did not play

Game 9 Montreal

Hopp
Shot
Hopp finally took a shot!

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Shot 
Hopp
The shot Hopp took went way up top :(

Hopp sure
popped that
shot up
top


our tears
sop the floor


get a 
mop

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