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What are our battle songs?

I recently found a great site that lists words and audio for team songs, for different teams in different leagues around the world of soccer. They have their own ranking system and I am proud to say that the Union have the highest score in the MLS Eastern Conference and the second highest score in all of MLS, right behind Portland.

There are some really good songs on there for the Union, most of them with accompanying audio. I also decided to check out some of our rivals and see if they had any songs about us. I couldn't find any from the Divided but I did find one from the Pink Cows.

And bimbo is their name O;

 

There is a team with scum for fans

and BIMBO is their name-o

B-I-M-B-O

B-I-M-B-O

B-I-M-B-O

and BIMBO is their name-o

 

With delight ,as I read this sad excuse for a battle song, I went to our page to see our songs for those bastards. Sadly I found none.

Well as it just so happens I have dabbled in song writing. It has been awhile but I want to propose two songs that perhaps might catch on.

 

Jersey Cows (Sung to tune of Mary had a little Lamb)

 

Jersey has some silly Pink Cows

silly Pink Cows

silly Pink Cows

Jersey has some silly Pink Cows

that are a bunch of scum

 

And everywhere the Pink Cows go

Pink Cows go

Pink Cows go

everywhere the Pink Cows go

They'll tuck their tails and run

 

That one was simple enough then I decided to write one a little more complex

 

Union Bells (Sung to tune of Jingle bells)

 

refrain:

Oh! shitty pink cows! shitty pink cows!

why are you so lame?!

Oh what fun to score some goals

and watch them sulk away! hey!

shitty pink cows! shitty pink cows!

you can go to hell!

Oh what fun to win the game

and sound the Liberty Bell!

 

verse:

Dashing on the pitch, wins just pile up

listening to them bitch, cause the red bulls suck!

guess it is no fun, knowing that you'll lose

but your facing the Union, so that's just what you'll do!

 

repeat refrain

 

Anyway it was fun writing them and I really hope in the future we get some good ones to go against those sons of bitches! Join or Die! Go Union ! Doop!

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